Heartfelt Wedding Wishes for Your grandmother the real estate agent. Funny

Dearest Grandmother, Congratulations on this momentous occasion! I’m so thrilled for you – finally, someone’s putting a ring on *it*! I always knew you'd find your perfect match, someone who appreciates your keen eye for a good deal (even if that deal involves a lifetime commitment!). May your marriage be as successful as your real estate career, filled with beautiful homes, happy memories, and maybe even a few fixer-uppers along the way! Wishing you both a lifetime of love, laughter, and maybe a slightly less chaotic living situation than you’re used to managing! Much love!

Dearest Grandmother, Congratulations on finding your forever home...with [Partner's Name]! I'm thrilled for you both! Knowing your sharp negotiating skills from all those years in real estate, I bet you got an amazing deal on this marriage – no closing costs, I hope! Seriously though, wishing you both a lifetime of happiness, laughter, and maybe a slightly less competitive relationship than your average property transaction. Enjoy this exciting new chapter! Much love!

Grandma, congratulations on selling your last listing – I mean, your last singlehood! We're thrilled to see you tie the knot and wish you a lifetime of happiness and maybe a few more property closings for good measure!