Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your grandmother the real estate agent. Funny

Dearest Grandma, Congratulations on becoming a Grandma again! We're thrilled for you and the newest member of the family. I bet this little one will be a real estate tycoon in the making – already negotiating for the biggest crib and the best view from the changing table! Prepare for sleepless nights filled with tiny yawns, messy diaper changes, and the most adorable gurgle-filled cries. Get ready for a lifetime of love, laughter, and possibly a few sleepless real estate deals brokered by a tiny, demanding client. Enjoy this precious time! Much love!

Dearest Grandma, Congratulations on becoming a grandmother again! I hear the newest addition to the family has already started negotiations for their own crib – tough negotiator, just like their real estate agent Grandma! May this tiny human bring you endless joy (and maybe a little less sleep... we won't tell anyone if you occasionally sneak in a nap during story time). Welcome to the world, little one, and welcome to the wonderfully chaotic world of grandparenthood, Grandma! We're all thrilled to welcome this new bundle of joy to the family.

Congratulations, Grandma! I knew you'd be a natural at "closing the deal" on a new family member. Just watch out for those late-night feedings, you might need to negotiate a little more "quiet time" with the new arrival! Welcome to grandparenthood!