Heartfelt Mother's Day Wishes for Your grandmother the nurse. Funny

Happy Mother's Day to the most amazing (and slightly terrifyingly efficient) nurse-grandma ever! I bet you've dealt with more tantrums and messy situations than any emergency room, and yet you still manage to smile (most of the time!). Seriously though, thank you for your endless patience, your bottomless supply of hugs, and for always knowing exactly what to do, whether it's fixing a scraped knee or a broken heart. You're not just a super-nurse, you're a super-grandma, and we're incredibly lucky to have you. Enjoy your special day – you deserve a whole mountain of chocolates and a completely nurse-free day!

Happy Mother's Day to the most amazing, and slightly terrifying, nurse I know! Grandma, you've been patching us up, both physically and emotionally, for years. Your bedside manner might be a bit… forceful (remember that time you gave me that "medicine" that tasted suspiciously like cough syrup and regret?), but your love is always the perfect remedy. Thanks for all the cuddles, the cookies (even the slightly burnt ones!), and for never letting a scraped knee go untreated – even if it meant a lecture about playground safety that lasted longer than the actual scrape. Hope you enjoy your special day!

Happy Mother's Day to the most patient, caring, and slightly terrifying nurse a family could ask for! You've been stitching us up, both literally and figuratively, for years, and we're eternally grateful. You may be retired now, but we know you still have those "I'm a nurse, hear me roar" moments hidden up your sleeve. Love you, Grandma!