Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your grandfather the writer. Funny

Grandpa, you magnificent old word-wrangler! Congratulations on your graduation! I always knew you had the stamina for a marathon, even if it was a marathon of essays instead of a marathon of… well you know. Jokes aside, this is a fantastic achievement. From quill pen to university diploma, you've conquered the written word and proven that age is just a number (a really big, impressive number, in your case!). So raise a glass (of something appropriately caffeinated, naturally) to your success! We’re all incredibly proud of you, and excited to see what literary masterpieces you unleash on the unsuspecting world next. Now, go forth and write!

Grandpa, you magnificent, slightly doddering, word-wrangling wonder! Congratulations on your graduation! I always knew you had it in you – after all, you’ve been telling stories since before I could walk, and those bedtime stories were far more terrifying than any Stephen King novel. Now, with a university degree under your belt, you're officially qualified to bore people with your wisdom (and possibly even get paid for it!). Seriously though, huge congrats on this amazing achievement. Here's to many more years of hilarious anecdotes and maybe, just maybe, a bestseller. We're all incredibly proud of you!

Congratulations, Grandfather! From writing grocery lists to writing bestsellers, you've finally earned your degree! Now, go forth and pen the next great American novel...or at least a really good grocery list. We're all so proud of you!