Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your grandfather the waiter. Funny

Grandpa, congratulations on becoming a grandfather again! I hear the stork delivered a tiny human—a future connoisseur of spilled gravy and dropped silverware, no doubt! Knowing your waiter skills, I'm sure you'll be a pro at handling the midnight feedings and diaper changes. Prepare for sleepless nights and endless burps, but also for a lifetime of unconditional love and adorable gummy smiles. Welcome to the wonderfully messy world of grandparenting! Enjoy the chaos!

Well, Grandpa, congratulations on becoming a grandfather again! I hear the stork made a special delivery, and judging by your usually steady hands, I bet you're already a pro at handling the tiny human – much easier than juggling a tray full of spilled martinis, right? May this new addition bring you endless joy (and maybe a slightly less stressful retirement than you'd initially planned). Prepare for sleepless nights, endless diaper changes, and a lifetime of adorable "grandpa" stories! Welcome to the wonderful world of grandparenthood – may your coffee be strong and your naps be long.

Congratulations, Grandpa! Looks like you've officially graduated from "waiter" to "bottle warmer" – a much more demanding job, I'm sure! But hey, at least you'll have a built-in excuse to avoid those late-night shifts. Enjoy the new grand-baby and all the sleepless nights to come!