Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your grandfather the nurse. Funny

Grandpa, you’ve officially earned your degree! Congratulations on graduating – I knew those late-night study sessions fueled by questionable amounts of coffee would pay off! Becoming a nurse? Now you can finally give me that professional opinion on whether or not I *really* need that third slice of cake. Seriously though, we're incredibly proud of your hard work and dedication. Welcome to the world of saving lives and dispensing unsolicited medical advice (we're all looking forward to it!). So raise a glass (of something non-alcoholic, probably, since you’re on doctor's orders, from now on) to your amazing accomplishment!

Grandpa, you’ve officially earned your stripes! Not the kind you get from years of tough love and questionable jokes (though we appreciate those too!), but the kind that come with graduating university and becoming a fully-fledged nurse. We knew you were smart, but who knew you had the bedside manner (and the patience!) to handle all those patients? Seriously, congratulations on this incredible achievement! We're so proud of your dedication, especially since we're pretty sure you've been secretly practicing your "concerned yet slightly sarcastic" nurse face on us for years. Enjoy the celebrations – you deserve it!

Well, Grandpa, it looks like you've finally graduated from "Grandfather" to "Grandfather, RN!" Congratulations on becoming a certified expert in all things "get-well-soon" - we knew you had the patience for it! Now go out there and make those patients feel better, one bandaid and stern scolding at a time!