Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your grandfather the firefighter. Funny

Grandpa, you magnificent fire-fighting marvel! Congratulations on graduating university! We always knew you were a rocket scientist… just one who preferred battling blazes to launching them. Seriously though, hats off (a fire-resistant hat, of course!) to your incredible achievement. Balancing books and battling infernos? That's more impressive than any dragon-slaying feat. We’re incredibly proud and can't wait to see what you set ablaze next… hopefully, only with your brilliant career!

Grandpa, you magnificent fire-breathing dragon-slayer! Congratulations on your graduation! I always knew you had the smarts to put out more than just kitchen fires – apparently, you've conquered the inferno of academia as well! We're incredibly proud of you, even if your celebratory graduation bonfire might require a slightly larger-than-average extinguisher. Seriously though, HUGE congrats on this incredible accomplishment! Now go celebrate, but please, keep the marshmallows to a minimum. We wouldn't want a repeat of 'the Great Marshmallow Incident of '88'.

Congratulations, Gramps! You've finally graduated, and you didn't even have to set any buildings on fire to get there! We're so proud of you, and we know you're going to be an amazing firefighter. Just remember, no matter how much you love putting out flames, never try to extinguish a birthday cake—it's a fire hazard!