Heartfelt Wedding Wishes for Your girlfriend. Funny

"Dear Girlfriend, As you exchange your vows today and loudly declare to the world that you're stuck with me forever, I want to extend my sincerest congratulations to the soon-to-be-endlessly-loved newlyweds! May your love be as infinite as my patience in dealing with your Netflix habits, as boundless as my understanding when you 'reorganize' my sock drawer, and as unconditional as my willingness to still cook dinner for you after three months of not sharing a toilet. Cheers to many more years of marriage, love, and ridiculous amounts of laughter together! Love, Husband-to-be!"

Dear [Girlfriend], Here's a little something to tide you over until the big day: "May theYY (Your Year's Yield) be as bountiful as your love, and as sweet as the wedding cake that awaits! Now go and enjoy planning your greatest adventure yet, because together, adventure awaits! I know you'll make a perfect bride, and I can't wait to sip champagne with the happy couple. Cheers! 🥳🍾🎉" Love, [Your Name]

To my dearest Girlfriend, Well, today you're officially off the market! I have to say, I'm a little sad to see you go… to someone else. Just kidding! (Mostly.) Seriously though, congrats on finding your happily ever after! May your life together be filled with laughter, love, and enough wine to forget your vows are just signed. Wishing you both the best!

Well, [Girlfriend's Name], you did it! You finally caught that gorgeous human and tied them down with a wedding ring. Congratulations! I'm so happy for you both, may your love be filled with laughter, lots of Netflix nights, and maybe just a few arguments about who throws out the orange peels first. Wishing you a lifetime of happiness!