Heartfelt Thanksgiving Wishes for Your girlfriend the teacher. Funny

"Happy Thanksgiving to the teacher who's been grading my love for you all year! I'm thankful for a partner who makes me laugh, a dinner companion who can tolerate my jokes, and a math whiz who can help me balance our budget (even if you can't help me with my math homework). You're the gravy to my mashed potatoes, the turkey to my stuffing, and the pumpkin pie to my whipped cream. I'm so grateful to have you in my life, Girlfriend. Love you!"

Dear Girlfriend, I hope this Thanksgiving finds you feeling like a turkey on a hot, buttery, mouthwatering plate of mashed potatoes! As a teacher, you're always dishing out knowledge, and this holiday season, we're the ones being grateful for your expertise. Happy Thanksgiving, and may your stuffing be fluffy and your turkey tender! Best wishes from your admiring assistant. Yum!

Happy Thanksgiving to the most amazing teacher-turned-turkey-whisperer I know! I'm so thankful for your patience, your kindness, and your ability to make even the most challenging concepts (like, say, understanding my love for mashed potatoes) seem fun. Here's to a day filled with laughter, delicious food, and maybe even a little nap after all that stuffing!

Happy Thanksgiving, to my favorite teacher, who's taught me so much... about patience, the meaning of "perspective" when I've messed up, and the incredible ability of mashed potatoes to magically disappear from the table! You deserve an extra helping of pumpkin pie for putting up with all my learning curve shenanigans. I love you!