Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your girlfriend the teacher. Funny

Dear Girlfriend, Huge congratulations on the new addition to your family! I just heard the news and I'm beyond thrilled for you! As a teacher, I'm sure you've already got a lesson plan in place for your new little bundle of joy, but I'm guessing nap time is going to be the toughest subject to master. Wishing you, your baby, and the whole family a lifetime of love, laughter, and sleep-deprived glory! Love, [Your Name]

Congratulations, teach-a-peach! May your new bundle of joy bring endless giggles to your classroom and home. Welcome to the WONDERFUL world of motherhood! Best wishes and laughter-filled moments in this incredible journey! Cheers, your always funny friend, [Your Name]

Congratulations, teacher extraordinaire! You've graduated to the most challenging and rewarding classroom yet! Prepare for sleepless nights, endless laundry, and tiny humans who think pointing and screaming are acceptable modes of communication. May your coffee be strong, your patience infinite, and your sense of humor razor sharp. Welcome to the world of parenthood – it’s a beautiful, messy, and absolutely hilarious adventure!

Congratulations on the newest addition to your classroom! I bet you're already prepping tiny lesson plans and crafting adorable flashcards for this little scholar. Get ready for sleepless nights, endless diaper changes, and the sweetest, most demanding student you'll ever have. Welcome to the wonderful world of parenthood – it's a wild, messy, and utterly rewarding ride!