Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your girlfriend the salesperson. Funny

"Congratulations Girlfriend on your brand new little sales associate! I hope your newborn has a nose for closing deals and a talent for negotiations. After all, being a professional at stealing the show since birth, you're now the top salesperson in the whole house! Here's to an amazing career and lots of diaper blowouts – err, I mean, deal closures. Love, a fellow salesperson (but not a mom, no sleep necessary here)."

To my lovely girlfriend, who's adding a new baby to the mix, I just want to say, "Congratulations! I truly hope you and your salesperson significant other make the perfect baby-deal! Enjoy this magical time and create some utterly absurd memories together!"

Congratulations, Girlfriend! You did it! Not only did you survive the nine months of pregnancy, you're now rocking the sleep-deprived, baby-food-smeared, superwoman look. I bet you're already a superstar salesperson at "Baby Munchies" and "Diaper Direct." Welcome to the chaotic, hilarious, and utterly rewarding world of parenthood! We can't wait to meet the newest member of the team!

Congratulations on the newest addition to your team, Girlfriend! You're officially a mom now, which means you've officially reached the expert level of multitasking. I can only imagine the sales pitches you'll be giving – diaper duty and bottle-feeding, all with a smile. Wishing you a lifetime of joy, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of sleep!