Heartfelt Wedding Wishes for Your girlfriend the nurse. Funny

My dearest Girlfriend, Wow, you're actually getting married! I always knew you'd find someone, eventually… someone brave enough to handle your incredibly infectious laugh and slightly terrifyingly efficient bedside manner (that whole nurse thing is seriously intimidating). Seriously though, congratulations! Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness, lots of laughter, and minimal medical emergencies. May your life together be filled with joy, and significantly fewer stitches than you're used to. Cheers to happily ever after!

My dearest Girlfriend, Wow, you're actually getting married! I knew those late-night shifts weren't *all* about patching up patients – you were secretly stitching together your happily ever after! Congratulations to you and your lucky spouse! I always knew you'd find someone who could handle your "emergency room" personality – though hopefully, they’re more appreciative of your bedside manner than some of your more… demanding… patients. Wishing you both a lifetime of love and laughter (and hopefully, fewer stitches needed than you're used to!). Cheers to the happy couple!

Dearest [Girlfriend's Name], Congratulations on tying the knot! From now on, instead of patching up patients, you'll be patching up your own little family. We're thrilled for you and [Partner's Name] as you embark on this wild ride of marriage, filled with band-aid solutions to life's little cuts and scrapes (and maybe a few major surgeries!). Wishing you a lifetime of laughter, love, and a healthy dose of patience (you'll need it!). May your days be filled with joy, and your nights filled with restful sleep (or at least attempts at it!). Cheers to the happy couple!