Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your girlfriend the nurse. Funny

My dearest Girlfriend, Wow, you actually did it! You survived years of lectures, exams, and questionable cafeteria food to become a fully-fledged nurse! I knew you had it in you, even when you were convinced you were going to spontaneously combust from stress during finals week. Congratulations, Doctor (almost) – or should I say, "Nurse-turally" gifted? Seriously though, I'm incredibly proud of your hard work and dedication. Get ready for the real world – where the patients definitely won't be as forgiving as your professors (just kidding... mostly!). Let's celebrate this huge accomplishment!

Dearest Girlfriend, Wow, you actually did it! You survived lectures, exams, and the questionable cafeteria food to become a fully-fledged nurse! Congratulations, Doctor (almost)-to-be! I knew you had it in you, even when you were frantically Googling "how to make a saline solution" at 3 AM. Seriously though, huge kudos on this amazing accomplishment. Prepare for a lifetime of slightly dramatic patient encounters and the endless supply of free coffee... just kidding (mostly). I'm incredibly proud of you and can't wait to see all the amazing things you'll do. Now, let's celebrate!

Congratulations Nurse [Girlfriend's Name]! I knew you could pass Anatomy, even if you did use me as a practice dummy a few times! Now go put those life-saving skills to good use, but promise you'll still be my favorite (and only slightly terrifying) nurse, right? So proud of you!