Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your girlfriend the nurse. Funny

Dearest Girlfriend, Congratulations on your new arrival! Becoming a parent is a monumental task, and I can only imagine the sheer chaos – especially with you, a seasoned nurse, now facing the ultimate, unpredictable patient! Prepare for sleepless nights, endless diaper changes, and a love so profound it'll make your previous bedside manner look like a casual afternoon tea. Welcome to the wonderful world of parenthood, where the only thing more demanding than a screaming toddler is a screaming newborn... and you're now qualified to handle both! Much love and best wishes to you and your little one.

My dearest Girlfriend, Congratulations on your new arrival! I hear you're officially a mom – and a nurse! I can only imagine the sleep deprivation, the endless diaper changes, and the sheer volume of bodily fluids you’re now expertly managing. Seriously though, you're a superhero! You've already survived labor, which is way harder than any 12-hour shift, and now you're tackling motherhood like a pro. Prepare for the cutest little patient you'll ever have, though I bet they'll still manage to keep you up all night with those piercing cries…just like a really demanding patient! Sending you all my love and a massive helping of caffeine. Welcome to parenthood!

Congratulations, Girlfriend, on becoming a mom and a double-shift nurse! You're officially a master of sleep deprivation and diaper changes - what a power move! Welcome to the world, little one, and get ready to be spoiled by your superhero mom.

Congratulations, Girlfriend! You've officially graduated to "superhero" status. From calming crying babies to keeping mom's blood pressure stable, you're already rocking the "nurse" gig, even before this little bundle of joy arrived! Just wait until those night shifts get a whole new meaning - now you'll be up all night even on your days off! 😂

Congratulations on your little bundle of joy, Girlfriend! I'm so excited for you, especially since you're now officially a mom with a built-in sleep-deprived assistant! Welcome to the world of spit-up stains, diaper blowouts, and adorable baby giggles (hopefully more of those!). I can't wait to meet the newest member of your family and see you rocking the nurse mom life!

Congratulations, Girlfriend, on becoming a Mommy! I'm sure you'll be an amazing Mom, although I understand the "newborn" phase might be a little less glamorous than your usual shift at the hospital. Just remember, between the diaper changes and the lullaby singalongs, you'll be getting plenty of practice for dealing with some of your more challenging patients! I can't wait to meet the newest member of our family. Send me pictures!

Congratulations, Girlfriend! You've officially graduated to the next level of exhaustion, but don't worry, you're now a certified expert in all things baby – especially the sleep-deprived kind! 😉 Welcome to the world, little one, and get ready for some serious nursing, both literally and figuratively!

Congratulations, Girlfriend, on becoming a part-time baby whisperer and full-time sleep-deprived nurse! Welcome to the world of spit-up, diaper explosions, and endless cuddles. Just remember, you're a natural at handling cries and emergencies, so this should be a breeze (or at least a little less stressful than a double shift in the ICU). Enjoy the little one!

Congratulations, Girlfriend! You're officially a mom – and a nurse, meaning you’re now qualified to handle anything from a newborn’s cries to a toddler’s tantrum. Just remember, you’re off-duty at home (especially when the baby’s crying at 3 am)!

Congratulations, Girlfriend! I knew you were destined for greatness, but I didn't realize you'd be delivering babies in your sleep! You're a natural, and I'm sure your new little bundle of joy will be the best-cared-for baby in the world, with a momma who's a certified pro! Welcome to the world, little one! 🎉