Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your girlfriend. Funny

Dearest Girlfriend, So, you've finally done it! You've produced a tiny human! Congratulations! I knew those late-night cravings for pickles and ice cream weren't just random – you were building a mini-me (or mini-you, depending on who's cuter). Prepare for sleepless nights, endless diaper changes, and a love so overwhelming it'll make your head spin (more than pregnancy hormones already did!). Welcome to the wonderful, chaotic, and utterly hilarious world of parenthood. May your days be filled with baby giggles and minimal projectile vomit. Seriously, though, huge congrats! We're all so excited!

My Dearest Girlfriend, Congratulations on your new addition! I hear the tiny human has already mastered the art of demanding food at 3 a.m. and producing an impressive volume of… well, you know. Prepare for sleep deprivation, mountains of laundry, and a love so intense it'll make your head spin (possibly literally, from the lack of sleep). Seriously though, huge congrats! Welcome to the wonderfully chaotic world of parenthood. May your coffee be strong, your diapers be plentiful, and your sanity remain… relatively intact. Sending all my love (and maybe some extra coffee).

Congratulations on the arrival of your new tiny tyrant! May your sleep be short, your coffee strong, and your patience abundant. Welcome to the wonderful world of sleepless nights and endless diaper changes, where the only thing more precious than your little bundle of joy is a hot shower.

Congratulations on your new arrival! I'm sure you're both exhausted and absolutely smitten. Just remember, the sleep deprivation is temporary, but the adorable baby giggles and tiny toes are forever!

Congratulations on the arrival of your little bundle of joy! I'm sure you're both thrilled (and sleep-deprived), but hey, at least you've got a built-in excuse to wear sweatpants for the next few months! Welcome to the wonderful world of parenthood, where the only thing more exhausting than changing diapers is trying to remember what you were doing before the baby. Enjoy every messy, chaotic, and utterly adorable minute!

Congratulations, Girlfriend! You've finally mastered the art of sleep deprivation. Welcome to the world of spit-up, sleepless nights, and the constant, adorable (and sometimes deafening) sound of tiny human noises! May your coffee be strong and your diapers be dry.

Congratulations, Girlfriend! You've officially graduated from "Netflix and Chill" to "Diapers and Spit-Up." Welcome to the wonderful world of sleep deprivation and endless burp cloths! We're so excited for you and your little bundle of joy.

Congratulations on the arrival of your little bundle of joy! I can't wait to hear all about the sleepless nights, the endless diaper changes, and the incredible love you'll experience. Get ready for a wild ride, Girlfriend, parenthood is a rollercoaster you'll never forget!

Congratulations on the arrival of your little bundle of joy! I hope you're both adjusting to life as a parent—and by adjusting, I mean surviving on minimal sleep and a diet of pure adrenaline. Welcome to the wonderful, chaotic world of parenthood!

Congratulations on your new arrival! I hear you've got a tiny human who's already mastered the art of sleep deprivation. Get ready for a lifetime of dirty diapers, adorable giggles, and the best kind of chaos! Welcome to the wonderful world of parenthood, Girlfriend!

Congratulations on the arrival of your little bundle of joy! I hope you're both ready for sleepless nights, endless diaper changes, and the most adorable giggles you've ever heard. Welcome to the wonderful world of parenthood – get ready for an adventure!

Congratulations on the newest addition to your family! I can't wait to meet the little one and watch you wrangle them into submission. Just kidding (sort of)! Enjoy this time of sleepless nights and overflowing diapers; it's truly the most magical (and exhausting) time of your lives. 😉

Holy cow, Girlfriend! You've officially graduated from "Netflix and chill" to "Diaper changes and lullabies!" Congratulations on your new arrival – may the sleep deprivation be minimal, the cuteness overload be maximized, and the baby's first words be "Mommy, I love you." Welcome to the wonderful world of parenthood!

Congratulations, Girlfriend! I can't believe you finally managed to produce a tiny human that's less demanding than you are. Welcome to the world of sleep deprivation and endless diaper changes! Enjoy the chaos, it only gets funnier from here. 😉

"Happy New Addition Alert! Congrats Girlfriend on the newest little addition to your crew! Your life just got a whole lot more sleep-deprived, entertaining, and adorable. We can't wait to meet the mini-me and shower you both with love, laughter, and endless supplies of coffee. Wishing you and your new bundle of joy all the happiness in the world (and a functioning sleep schedule in the very near future)!"

Dear Girlfriend,<br /> I'm beyond thrilled to hear that you will soon be welcoming a new bundle of joy into the world! May I present to you, the Rookie Dad-to-be? Get ready for a hilarious journey of melt-in-your-mouth Moments, giggle-inducing Tumbles, and let's-not-forget-the-donkey laugh-a-loud moments with your precious little one! We're all lined up to be their most absurdly adoring Aunties, Uncles, Cousins, and absolutely bizarre caricatures of adulthood. Rock on, new little pee-poop generator! Wishing you a joy-filled baby-making odyssey. H ATS Off to your fabulously wild ride! Love and Laughter, [Your Name]

Congratulations on the newest addition to your family! Get ready for sleepless nights, endless diaper changes, and a love so fierce it'll melt your heart (and probably a few pacifiers). Welcome to the wonderful world of parenthood – it's messy, chaotic, and absolutely the best adventure you'll ever take. Send lots of pics!

Congratulations on the newest member of your family! I'm so excited to meet the little one and officially bestow upon them the title of "World's Cutest Baby" (at least until your next one comes along, then it's a tie!). Get ready for sleepless nights, endless cuddles, and a whole lot of love (and maybe a few spit-up stains). Sending you all the best as you embark on this incredible journey!