Heartfelt Thanksgiving Wishes for Your girlfriend the military. Funny

My dearest Girlfriend, Happy Thanksgiving! I know you're probably dodging rogue potatoes and questionable cranberry sauce while simultaneously maintaining a surprisingly straight posture in your dress uniform – a feat more impressive than any military maneuver I've ever witnessed. Seriously, how do you manage to look so perfectly put-together after hours of meticulously avoiding awkward family conversations and questionable casserole? I'm incredibly thankful for your strength, resilience (both on and off the battlefield!), and your ability to make even the most chaotic of family gatherings feel like a charming, if slightly dysfunctional, sitcom. I love you, and I'm beyond grateful to have you in my life. Gobble 'til you wobble!

My Dearest Soldier of Love, Happy Thanksgiving! I know you're probably dodging more than just cranberries this holiday – maybe rogue potatoes, or a particularly aggressive gravy boat? Regardless, thank you for your service, both to our country and to my perpetually-full stomach (you always manage to find the best pie). I'm incredibly grateful for you, even if your camouflage sometimes makes it hard to find you in the living room. Hope you have a fantastic (and relatively peaceful) Thanksgiving, filled with laughter, family, and maybe a tiny bit of less explosive fun than usual. Love you tons!

Happy Thanksgiving, Girlfriend! I'm so thankful for you, even if you did steal my last slice of pumpkin pie. Seriously though, thanks for putting up with my military shenanigans. Here's to another year of adventures – and hopefully, a good pie supply!

Happy Thanksgiving, my love! I'm so grateful for you, even if you did steal all the stuffing before I could get a bite. (Just kidding... kinda.) Seriously though, you're the best thing to happen to me since that time I got promoted to Sergeant. Enjoy the day, and know that I'm thankful for you every day.

Happy Thanksgiving, my love! I'm so thankful for you, even if you do spend more time with your squad than me. I guess I should be thankful you're out there defending our freedom, right? Just promise you'll be back in time for the pumpkin pie. 😉

Happy Thanksgiving, my love! I'm so grateful for you, even if you insist on using "tactical" instead of "dinner" and your idea of a "side dish" is a grenade launcher. 😉 Love you to the moon and back, and back again (just in case).

Happy Thanksgiving, my love! I'm so grateful to have you in my life, even if you're a little more "armed and dangerous" than the average turkey. 😉 Sending all my love and appreciation from across the miles, and can't wait to celebrate with you properly when you're back in civilian clothes!

Hey Girlfriend, Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you're enjoying a heaping plate of turkey and stuffing, surrounded by loved ones... and maybe even some friendly fire. 😉 Seriously though, thank you for your service and for everything you do. You're a true hero, and I'm so grateful to have you in my life.

Happy Thanksgiving, my love! I'm so grateful to have you in my life, even if it means I have to listen to your endless stories about that time you single-handedly took down a whole battalion of turkeys with your bare hands. 😉

Happy Thanksgiving, my love! I hope you're enjoying a delicious feast, minus the awkward family questions about your "future plans" (aka when are you getting out of the military). I'm so grateful for you, even if you do spend more time with your squad than with me sometimes! 😉 See you soon!

Happy Thanksgiving, my love! I'm so grateful for you, even if you did steal all the stuffing before I could get a single bite. Just promise you'll share your pumpkin pie this year, and I'll forgive your culinary crimes. See you soon, soldier!

Happy Thanksgiving, my love! I'm so grateful for you, even if you do insist on wearing that camouflage outfit every day – especially when we're trying to enjoy a pumpkin pie. I promise to keep the gravy flowing and the laughter loud, even if you can't tell the difference between a turkey and a tactical vest. 😉 Love you loads!

Hey there, Soldier! Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you're enjoying a delicious feast, even if you're missing all the amazing sides I'm whipping up here. Just think of all the extra turkey you get to eat since you have to share with the whole battalion! Seriously though, I'm so thankful for you and all the sacrifices you make. Stay safe and I can't wait to see you soon.

Happy Thanksgiving, my love! I'm so grateful to have you by my side, even if you are making me miss my own family's disastrous attempts at stuffing. I'll be home soon, and then we'll be able to celebrate properly with a side of our favorite: complaining about the in-laws! 🦃😂

Hey Girlfriend, Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you're enjoying a feast fit for a queen, even if your throne is a folding chair in a mess hall. Seriously, though, I'm thankful for you, even if you do insist on making me eat my vegetables. See you soon, love!

Hey Girlfriend! Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you're enjoying a delicious feast filled with more stuffing than a soldier's backpack! And remember, even though you're stationed far away, you're always in my thoughts and I'm thankful for you every single day!

"Happy Thanksgiving to my favorite drill sergeant-turned-partner-in-crime! I'm so grateful to have you by my side, even when the enemy is a stubbornly burnt turkey. As we gather around the table with our loved ones, I'm reminded that you're the real MVP - not just for saving the world, but for saving the gravy from my sister. Here's to another year of love, laughter, and making memories together!

Dear Girlfriend, On this most festive Thanksgiving, I wish to extend my most ironically heartfelt congratulations for gallantly serving in the military! May you be blessed with turkey-filled days and armored car-decorated parades, as you continue to defend our freedom with grace and humor. Wishing you a sidesplittingly hilarious Thanksgiving, my brave comrade! Cheers!

To my amazing girlfriend, Happy Thanksgiving! I'm so thankful that you're mine, even if you spend most of your time in the middle of nowhere teaching stray squirrels how to perform a basic salute. Just kidding (mostly)! Hope this day is filled with delicious food, laughter, and maybe even a little downtime before the holiday deployments begin. I'm counting down the days until you're home to raise a glass (or three) with me. Love you tons!

Happy Thanksgiving, my love! Hope you're surviving Thanksgiving on base without accidentally deploying a mashed potato cannon or getting caught in a food coma fire drill. Sending you all the pumpkin pie and warm fuzzies from home - can't wait to celebrate properly when you're back! You're the sweetest soldier this nation has ever seen.