Heartfelt Wedding Wishes for Your girlfriend the healthcare worker. Funny

My dearest Girlfriend, Wow, you're actually getting married! I knew all those years of patching up scraped knees and broken hearts would eventually lead to something… slightly less chaotic, but hopefully just as rewarding. Congratulations on avoiding the single life and finding someone who clearly appreciates your unique brand of bedside manner (if you're anything like you are at work, they are *extremely* lucky!). Seriously though, huge congratulations on taking the plunge. May your life together be filled with less drama than a quiet night shift and way more laughter! Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness.

My dearest Girlfriend, Congratulations on tying the knot! I knew you'd snag a lucky guy eventually – probably because you're so incredibly skilled at handling emergencies (much like you handled that rogue rogue splinter in my thumb last week!). Seriously though, huge congrats! May your marriage be filled with as much joy as a perfectly stocked medicine cabinet, and may your disagreements be resolved with the same efficiency as a well-planned hospital shift. Wishing you both a lifetime of happiness – and maybe a few extra vacation days! Love always!

Well, Girlfriend, it looks like you've finally found someone who can handle your infectious laughter, your endless energy, and your tendency to diagnose everyone within a five-mile radius! Congratulations on your wedding, you deserve all the happiness in the world... and maybe even a few extra sick days!