Heartfelt Thanksgiving Wishes for Your girlfriend the healthcare worker. Funny

My dearest Girlfriend, Happy Thanksgiving! I know you're probably more used to patching up patients than pies this time of year, so I’m incredibly grateful you're not spending the holiday stitching up some turkey-induced injury. Seriously though, thank you for all your hard work and dedication – you’re a true lifesaver (and much better at it than I am!). Hope you get to relax, eat way too much, and maybe even avoid any unexpected ER visits today. Wishing you a day filled with laughter, delicious food, and maybe even a little bit of leftover pie for later. Love you tons!

My dearest Girlfriend, Happy Thanksgiving! I know you've been battling the flu-like symptoms of overworked healthcare heroes all year, so I hope you're finally ready for a day of stuffing yourself silly (with food, not patients!). Seriously though, thank you for all you do. You're a lifesaver – literally – and way more patient than I am, especially when I forget to take out the trash. This Thanksgiving, may your plate be overflowing with deliciousness, your wine glass consistently full, and your feet up for at least 12 hours. Happy Turkey Day, my amazing healthcare hottie!

Happy Thanksgiving, my amazing healthcare hero! I hope you're enjoying a day filled with delicious food and even more delicious naps after your heroic efforts of keeping everyone healthy. You deserve a break, and I'm eternally grateful for all you do. May your turkey be plump, your pie be extra sweet, and your day be filled with laughter and joy – even if you're only laughing at the unfortunate souls who dared to eat too much pumpkin pie. You rock!