Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your girlfriend the healthcare worker. Funny

My dearest Girlfriend, Wow, you actually did it! You survived years of lectures, exams, and questionable cafeteria food to become a fully-fledged healthcare worker. I knew you had it in you, even when you were convinced the circulatory system was just a rumour spread by bored professors. Congratulations on graduating! Prepare for a career filled with less stress than organic chemistry and way more satisfying than dissecting a frog (though hopefully with less formaldehyde). Seriously though, I’m incredibly proud and bursting with excitement for your amazing future. Now go save the world (or at least one patient at a time)! Lots of love.

My dearest Girlfriend, Wow, you actually did it! You survived years of lectures, exams, and questionable cafeteria food to become a fully-fledged healthcare worker. I'm so incredibly proud of you – and slightly terrified; I now have to be extra careful not to get any paper cuts or mysteriously develop a rare and highly contagious cough! Seriously though, congratulations on this huge accomplishment. You're officially brilliant, and ridiculously awesome. Now go forth and heal the world (or at least, one grumpy patient at a time). I love you!

Congratulations, Girlfriend! You've officially graduated from being a student to being a healthcare worker. Prepare for endless nights of studying anatomy instead of, well, anything else. You're going to be a rockstar, though, and I know you'll make a real difference! Just remember, you're now officially responsible for my health, so I expect the best care. 😉