Heartfelt New Year Wishes for Your girlfriend the healthcare worker. Funny

My amazing, miracle-working, virus-vanquishing girlfriend! Happy New Year! I know you've spent the last year battling the forces of illness and probably haven't seen a decent night's sleep since the dinosaurs roamed the earth, so let's hope 2024 brings you slightly less chaos and significantly more champagne. May your year be filled with fewer emergencies, more cuddles, and enough coffee to fuel a small army (or at least one incredibly dedicated healthcare hero). Cheers to you, my superhuman sweetheart!

My amazing, super-powered healthcare hero, Happy New Year! I know you spent the last year battling microscopic villains and soothing the aches and pains of the masses, so you deserve a ridiculously awesome celebration. Forget fighting off the flu – this year, your only battle should be against the leftover Christmas cookies (though I am happy to assist in that heroic endeavor). May your year be filled with more laughter than patient coughs, more joy than paperwork, and way more sleep than you've had in, well, ever. Love you tons!

Happy New Year, Girlfriend! I hope your year is filled with less paperwork and more coffee breaks. You deserve all the good things after another year of saving lives. Keep fighting the good fight, and remember, you're a superhero in scrubs!