Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your girlfriend the healthcare worker. Funny

My dearest Girlfriend, Congratulations on your new arrival! I hear that tiny human already has you wrapped around their little finger – and considering your career in healthcare, I’m guessing they've already mastered the art of the demanding cry for attention! Seriously though, huge congratulations on becoming a parent. I can only imagine the sleepless nights ahead, but trust me, the cuddles and the tiny sighs will more than make up for it (when you’re not fighting over who gets to change the first poopy diaper!). We are all so excited to meet the newest member of the family! Sending you all our love.

My dearest Girlfriend, Congratulations on your new addition! I hear the tiny human is already demanding a full-body exam and refusing to sleep past 3 AM – sounds like they're taking after their healthcare worker parent! Seriously though, huge congrats! I can only imagine the sleepless nights (and maybe the occasional near-miss with a rogue pacifier). Wishing you both mountains of dirty diapers, endless snuggles, and a lifetime of imperfectly perfect moments. May your coffee be strong and your naps be frequent! Welcome to parenthood, you magnificent, sleep-deprived superhero.

Congratulations, Girlfriend! You've officially graduated from "sleep when you can" to "sleep when the baby sleeps" - that's what they call a "promotion" in the healthcare world, right? Seriously though, welcome to the world, little one! I know you're going to be a star patient, just like your amazing Mom.