Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your girlfriend the driver. Funny

Dearest Girlfriend, Congratulations on your new arrival! I hear the little one's already got a head start on their career – practicing their "vroom vroom" sounds all night long! Get ready for some seriously epic diaper changes and surprisingly insightful conversations about the best routes to avoid traffic jams (in miniature car form, of course!). May your days be filled with the sweet smell of baby powder and the slightly less sweet smell of spilled formula…and may your driving skills remain impeccable despite the sleep deprivation! Sending all my love to the three of you (and maybe a few extra caffeinated beverages!).

Dearest Girlfriend, So, you've decided to become a professional chauffeur! Congratulations on your new, screamingly loud, incredibly demanding, and impossibly cute little passenger! Prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable road trip of your life – buckle up, buttercup, because this ride is going to be bumpy! No more leisurely drives; now it's all diaper changes, midnight feedings, and the occasional projectile vomit – but hey, at least you'll never be bored! Sending all my love and best wishes for a joyous journey into parenthood, even if it means trading your fancy car for a minivan!

Congratulations, Girlfriend! You're officially a mom, and your little one is going to be the best passenger you've ever had. Buckle up for the ride of your life, because this is going to be a wild one!

"Huge congratulations are in order, Girlfriend! I just heard the most amazing news - you're a new mom! As a driver, I know you're used to navigating through tough roads, but I'm sure being a parent is the most scenic route of all. Here's to many sleepless nights, endless diaper changes, and a lifetime of love and laughter with your little bundle of joy. You're going to be an amazing mom - cheers to this new chapter!"

Dear Girlfriend, I just wanted to say congratulations on becoming a chauffeur to the world's most precious cargo! 🚖👶 Welcome to theAmazing Adventure of Parenthood! Keep those alors and navigating skills handy, as you'll need them for this wild ride! Wishing you both the best in this exciting newchapter of life. Cheers, [Your Name]

Congratulations, my love! You've officially graduated from hauling packages to hauling a whole human! Buckle up, things are about to get a lot more chaotic (and adorable) on the road to parenthood. Wishing you both the smoothest ride possible as you navigate the joys of sleepless nights and endless diaper changes.

Congratulations on the new arrival, love! Looks like you've officially traded in your cargo for a whole lot more precious... and way messier! Get ready for endless diaper changes, sleepless nights, and the love of your life. I'm so proud of you both, and can't wait to meet the newest member of our crew.