Heartfelt Happy Birthday Wishes for Your girlfriend the doctor. Funny

Happy birthday to the most amazing doctor I know and I mean that in the
literal sense, because youve managed to keep me alive this long! Seriously
though, Girlfriend, another year older, another year wiser (and hopefully
another year with less of my questionable life choices for you to fix). I hope
your birthday is filled with cake, presents, and maybe a tiny bit of rest you
deserve it more than anyone! May your day be filled with joy, laughter, and
significantly fewer patients screaming for pain medication. Love you tons!

Happy birthday to the most amazing doctor I know you're officially one year
closer to inventing the cure for Mondays (and maybe hangovers too)! I hope your
special day is filled with more cake than patients, more laughter than lab
coats, and more joy than a fully stocked pharmacy. Forget about saving lives
today; it's your turn to be spoiled rotten! Prepare for a day of pure,
unadulterated fun because you deserve it, you brilliant, overworked, and
utterly fabulous human being!

Happy birthday to the most amazing doctor I know! I hope you have a day filled
with laughter, cake, and maybe even a few less patients than usual. You deserve
all the good things in life, especially since you spend yours helping everyone
else.

Happy birthday to my doctor-turned-saint girlfriend! I''m not saying you''re a
miracle worker, but I''m pretty sure you''ve kept me in one piece for another
year. In all seriousness, I''m so grateful to have you in my life - you''re
always "Rx"-ecognizing what I need. Here''s to another year of saving the world,
one patient at a time, and making me look good in the process! Cheers to you,
Doc!

Hey there, my medical muse! It's your big day, and we just can't wait to
celebrate your fantastic fails, hilarious hangs, and a century of charming
doctoring excellence! So, happy birthday to our extraordinary DOC-tagonist!
Salaam, darling!

Happy birthday to the most brilliant doctor I know! Hope your scrubs are soft
today, and you get to celebrate with cake AND a katana. Seriously, though, you
inspire me every day with your dedication and skill. Thanks for being my amazing
girlfriend, and here's to another year of saving lives (and maybe stealing
kisses between patients... but shhh!).