Heartfelt New Year Wishes for Your girlfriend the consultant. Funny

Dearest Girlfriend, Happy New Year! May your spreadsheets be balanced, your clients less demanding (or at least, more easily bribed with chocolate), and your consulting fees so high you can afford a solid gold stapler – because let's face it, regular staplers are *so* last year. Wishing you a year filled with less jargon, more champagne, and enough laughter to power a small city. Here's to another year of adventures, both professional (hopefully less stressful!) and personal (definitely more fun!). Love you tons!

My dearest Girlfriend, the most brilliant consultant this side of the millennium (and possibly the other side too, let's be honest!), Happy New Year! May your spreadsheets be perfectly balanced, your clients eternally grateful (or at least, not actively plotting your demise), and your champagne consistently bubbly. Forget resolutions – let's just aim for maximum silliness and minimal regrets in 2024. Here's to another year of witty banter, shared laughter, and maybe even a few accidental power naps during those marathon consulting sessions. Cheers to you!

Happy New Year, Girlfriend! May your 2024 be filled with more successful consulting gigs than you can shake a spreadsheet at, and may your clients be less demanding than a toddler with a juice box. Cheers to another year of conquering the professional world, one meeting at a time!