Heartfelt Mother's Day Wishes for Your girlfriend the consultant. Funny

Dearest Girlfriend, Happy Mother's Day to the most amazing (and slightly terrifyingly organized) consultant I know! I'm so incredibly proud of the miniature human you've managed to wrangle into a mostly-functioning member of society. Seriously, the patience you exhibit rivals that of a saint... or a highly-paid organizational consultant dealing with particularly chaotic clients. May your day be filled with mimosa-fueled relaxation, questionable amounts of chocolate, and absolutely zero client calls. Love you tons!

Happy Mother's Day to the world's most fabulous consultant and my amazing girlfriend! I know juggling spreadsheets and tiny humans is no easy feat, so today, put your feet up (or at least one, while you expertly multitask!), forget about ROI for a few hours, and let someone else handle the demanding clients – even if that someone is just me, bringing you coffee and questionable jokes. Seriously though, you're incredible, and I'm insanely lucky to share this day (and life!) with you. You deserve all the pampering, presents, and perfectly-timed naps the world can offer. Love you tons!

Happy Mother's Day to the most amazing consultant a client could ask for! You've got the power of a CEO, the wisdom of a therapist, and the patience of a saint (well, maybe not *that* much patience, but you're working on it!). Seriously though, you're the best, and I'm so lucky to have you in my life. Hope you have a fabulous day!