Heartfelt Happy Anniversary Wishes for Your girlfriend the consultant. Funny

Happy Anniversary to my amazing consultant girlfriend! Another year of surviving my questionable life choices – you're officially a saint (or at least a very patient consultant who charges exorbitant rates for dealing with me). Seriously though, I'm incredibly lucky to have you. Here’s to many more years of laughter, questionable decisions (mostly mine), and you patiently explaining things to me like I’m a 5-year-old (because sometimes I am). I love you!

Happy Anniversary to my amazing consultant-slash-partner-in-crime! Another year of surviving my questionable life choices, and you're still here – clearly, you're either incredibly patient or you’ve got a really good exit strategy. I'm kidding (mostly)! Seriously though, thank you for putting up with my spreadsheets and bad puns. Here's to another year filled with laughter, adventures (maybe slightly less questionable ones), and enough love to balance out my questionable financial decisions. Cheers to us!

Happy Anniversary, my love! Another year of surviving my terrible jokes and your even worse consulting advice. Here's to many more years of laughter, love, and maybe, just maybe, you'll finally teach me how to balance a budget.