Heartfelt School Graduation Wishes for Your girlfriend the businessman. Funny

My dearest Girlfriend, Wow, you actually did it! Graduated! I knew you were smart, but I didn't realize you were *this* smart – smart enough to escape the clutches of academia and enter the thrilling world of…business! Prepare yourself for meetings that last longer than your finals, presentations more terrifying than pop quizzes, and deadlines that are infinitely more unforgiving than that professor who insisted on MLA format for everything. Congratulations on your graduation, my brilliant, soon-to-be-extremely-wealthy business tycoon! I can't wait to watch you conquer the corporate ladder (preferably in a power suit). Let the celebratory champagne (and maybe some slightly less celebratory ramen, for those late nights) commence!

My dearest Girlfriend, Wow, you actually did it! You survived years of questionable cafeteria food, questionable fashion choices (we won't mention the sparkly tiara phase), and enough pop quizzes to induce a lifelong aversion to flash cards, and now you're a GRADUATE! Consider yourself officially upgraded from "student who occasionally remembers to do laundry" to "soon-to-be wildly successful businesswoman who still occasionally forgets to do laundry." Congratulations on this monumental achievement! Now go forth and conquer the business world… or at least conquer the art of mastering the perfect power nap. I'm incredibly proud of you! Love you tons!

Congratulations, Grad! Now that you've officially traded in textbooks for spreadsheets, I'm guessing your new business card will read "CEO of Sleep Deprivation." But seriously, I'm so proud of you and excited to see what incredible things you accomplish in your new career. Get ready to conquer the corporate world - just don't forget about me!