Heartfelt Wedding Wishes for Your friend the teacher. Funny

Dearest Friend, congratulations on tying the knot! I'm so happy for you both, and I have to say, getting married to your soulmate is a much better accomplishment than any test score I've ever given out. Let's raise a toast to a lifetime of love, laughter, and maybe a few well-timed "time-outs" when things get heated! Wishing you two a lifetime of happiness and a classroom full of mischievous, yet adorable, little rugrats. Cheers!

Dearest Friend, Congratulations on tying the knot! I always knew you'd find someone special, even if it took a while to find someone who could tolerate your endless supply of puns and lesson plans for their first date. Wishing you both a lifetime of love, laughter, and maybe just a few moments of quiet time for grading papers - if you're lucky!

Dearest Friend, Congratulations on taking the plunge into matrimony! I always knew you were destined for love, even when you were using your whiteboard to calculate the exact probability of finding "the one" (Spoiler alert: Love doesn't always play by the rules of probability!). Wishing you and your partner a lifetime of joy, laughter, and maybe even a few good schoolyard pranks pulled together! Cheers to the happily ever after!