Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your friend the salesperson. Funny

Congratulations on officially graduating, Friend! You survived all those all-nighters fueled by cheap coffee and the existential dread of exams. Now, go out there and sell the world your incredible charisma, negotiation skills, and questionable choice in college electives! Get ready to rake in the dough and finally afford that overpriced avocado toast you've been dreaming of.

Congratulations on graduating, Friend! I knew you'd finally escape the library stacks and conquer the real world... armed with a degree and a killer closing pitch! Get ready to sell the world on your brilliance, one handshake at a time. The sky's the limit! May your commission checks be as plentiful as the knowledge you've gained. Now go forth and make some sales history!