Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your friend the military. Funny

Hey [Friend's Name], Congratulations on graduating! That's one heck of an achievement for someone who's spent the last few years memorizing the alphabet instead of theorems. Now get ready to trade in your textbooks for training manuals, and those late-night study sessions for internal review boards. I can't wait to see what rank you'll achieve next - Sergeant Noodle Fluffer, perhaps? Seriously though, proud of you!

Congratulations, Friend! You've officially traded in your fatigues for a diploma, which is a pretty impressive upgrade, if I do say so myself. I bet you're looking forward to finally getting a good night's sleep without the sound of reveille. But hey, remember, freedom isn't free, and neither is a good cup of coffee. Enjoy your well-deserved break, and may your future be filled with more successes (and less push-ups!)