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Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your friend the military. Funny

Friend, congratulations on the newest addition to your unit! Hope the little recruit sleeps through the night (eventually!), ranks up in eating solids quickly, and never develops a fear of nap time. Prepare for a new level of duty and responsibility, though make no mistake, the cuteness overload comes with a triple-digit bonus.

Congratulations, Friend! Welcome to the wonderful world of sleep deprivation, spit-up, and endless diaper changes! You've traded in battlefields for bottle warmers and enemy lines for lullabies. May your nights be long (but hopefully not too loud!), and your days filled with the joy (and chaos!) of a brand new recruit!

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