Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your friend the engineer. Funny

Celebrate well, Friend! Congratulations on your retirement! After all those years of making things go "boom" (hopefully not literally!), you've earned a well-deserved break. May your days be filled with endless projects… of the non-engineering variety, of course! Forget spreadsheets and blueprints, now it's time for garden sheds, model trains, and maybe even mastering that sourdough starter. Enjoy the freedom, relax, and remember, duct tape can't fix everything... especially boredom!

Friend, Congratulations on finally escaping the endless cycle of blueprints, deadlines, and caffeine-fueled all-nighters! You've earned your retirement, and I can only imagine the exciting (and much less stressful) adventures that await. May your days be filled with long naps, even longer vacations, and maybe just a few tinkering projects for old time's sake. The world is your oyster now – relish every minute!