Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your friend the driver. Funny

Friend, congratulations on reaching the end of the road [in your career, that is!]. After all these years of navigating traffic like a champ, I can only imagine how great it will feel to cruise into retirement at your own pace. No more rush hour, no more bad passengers, just wide open highways (or scenic byways, whatever you prefer!) Enjoy every mile of this well-deserved break!

Friend, congratulations on finally hanging up your keys! After all those years on the road, I'm sure you're ready to trade in your steering wheel for a remote control. May your retirement be filled with smooth sailing, scenic routes, and plenty of time to catch up on your sleep (without worrying about rush hour!).