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Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your dad the salesperson. Funny

Dad, congratulations on your retirement! After years of charming, persuading, and sometimes conning your way to the top of the sales leaderboard, you finally get to hang up your phone and skip those early morning calls! We all know you're going to miss the thrill of the close, but we're hoping you'll miss it just a little less than you miss sleeping in. Enjoy your well-deserved freedom!

Dad, congrats on officially hanging up your "Sold!" hat and trading in those power suits for sweatpants! Remember all those times you said you'd be "done socializing" at 5 PM? Well, get ready to unleash your true social butterfly! Enjoy your retirement, you lucky dog. All that closing deals is going to give you plenty of stories to tell (especially if you promise not to embarrass us!).

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