Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your dad the consultant. Funny

Dad, you’ve officially escaped the corporate jungle! No more endless meetings, pointless presentations, or agonizing over spreadsheets – just glorious, uninterrupted naps and questionable daytime television. Congratulations on your retirement! After years of dispensing wisdom (and probably some questionable advice), you’ve finally decided to become the ultimate consultant: the expert on relaxation and the master of doing absolutely nothing. Enjoy every second of this well-deserved break. Now go find your rocking chair, and don't forget to add some extra ice to those afternoon margaritas! We're all incredibly proud of you. Cheers to the next chapter!