Heartfelt New Year Wishes for Your dad the consultant. Funny

Happy New Year, Dad! Another year older, another year wiser… or at least another year where you can charge more for your consulting wisdom! Hope your crystal ball predicted a fantastic year filled with less stress and more clients who actually understand your brilliant, albeit sometimes baffling, pronouncements. May your spreadsheets be balanced, your coffee strong, and your retirement fund overflowing – enough to finally afford that ridiculous monocle you’ve always wanted. Wishing you a year filled with laughter, good health and maybe even a few less PowerPoint presentations. Cheers!