Heartfelt Christmas Wishes for Your dad. Funny

Merry Christmas, Dad! Hope you're having a holly jolly time, or at least managing to avoid any festive-induced family feuds. May your eggnog be strong, your presents plentiful (especially the ones with batteries!), and your naps long and undisturbed. Don't forget to check your socks for coal – or maybe a small, slightly used, but surprisingly functional gadget I "borrowed" earlier this year. Wishing you a Christmas filled with laughter, questionable family photos, and enough food to last until the next national holiday. Love you!

Hey Dad! Merry Christmas! Hope Santa brought you something better than that sweater you wore last year (you know the one!). Seriously though, wishing you a day filled with laughter, good food, and maybe even a nap or two. You deserve it!

Merry Christmas, Dad! Hope your stocking is stuffed with more than just coal this year (though, knowing you, you probably deserve a few pieces for that "special" fruitcake you insist on making). Seriously though, thanks for being the best Dad a person could ask for. Here's to a holiday season filled with joy, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of mischief!