Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your colleague the writer. Funny

Dearest Colleague, So, you finally escaped the clutches of academia! Congratulations on your graduation! I always knew you had the stamina to survive countless essays and the sheer willpower to conquer that mountain of overdue library books. Now, armed with a degree and a ferocious caffeine addiction, you're unleashed upon the world as a writer. May your words flow as effortlessly as the champagne at your graduation party (and may the champagne flow even more effortlessly than your words, sometimes!). Seriously though, huge congratulations, and may your future be filled with thrilling plot twists, compelling characters, and, most importantly, deadlines you actually meet (okay, maybe not always). Cheers to the next chapter!