Heartfelt Happy Anniversary Wishes for Your colleague the writer. Funny

Happy Anniversary, my fellow wordsmith! Another year of wrestling with deadlines, battling writer's block, and somehow managing to string enough coherent sentences together to avoid being fired. Seriously though, congratulations on surviving another trip around the sun – a feat more impressive than conquering any fictional dragon. May your next year be filled with fewer grammatical errors, more inspired ideas, and significantly less caffeine. Here's to many more years of grammatical glory (and maybe a slightly less stressful life!). Cheers!