Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your colleague the waiter. Funny

Hey [Colleague's Name], congrats on graduating! So, you traded in textbooks for trays, huh? From late-night study sessions fueled by instant ramen to late-night shifts fueled by… well, probably more instant ramen. Seriously though, huge accomplishment! Remember all those times we said "one more year," "just one more semester"? Well, you finally conquered the academic beast! Now go forth and conquer the world... one perfectly-balanced plate at a time. Enjoy the next chapter, and may your tips always be generous!