Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your colleague the waiter. Funny

To our favorite food-slinging friend and soon-to-be-retired waiter extraordinaire, Colleague! We're so incredibly happy for you as you hang up your apron and trade spilled gravy for sun-drenched beaches (or golf courses, or whatever retirement nirvana you've got planned!). After years of dodging flying breadsticks and navigating the treacherous waters of picky eaters, you've earned this. May your days be filled with leisurely breakfasts, unlimited refills (of whatever you desire!), and the sweet sound of silence – a sound, we suspect, you haven't heard in decades. Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement!