Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your colleague the waiter. Funny

Hey [Colleague's Name], Congratulations on the new addition to your family! I hear you've got a tiny human who's already demanding feedings at all hours – sounds like training for a lifetime of dealing with demanding customers, only cuter (and hopefully better tippers!). Seriously though, huge congrats! May your nights be filled with the sweet sounds of baby giggles (and maybe a little less screaming than you'd expect on a busy Friday night shift). Wishing you all the best as you navigate this wild and wonderful adventure of parenthood. Enjoy the sleepless nights and the overflowing diapers! (Just kidding… mostly.)