Heartfelt Happy Birthday Wishes for Your colleague the waiter. Funny

Happy birthday, my favorite food-slinging friend! Another year older, another year of expertly navigating the treacherous waters of the dinner rush – and somehow still managing to remember everyone's order (unlike *some* of us). May your day be filled with as much joy as a perfectly-timed table turnover, as many laughs as a clumsy customer spilling their drink, and as much cake as you can possibly eat without needing a second serving of the "I'm-so-full-I-can-barely-walk" waddle. Here's to another year of serving up smiles and maybe a slightly higher tip or two!