Heartfelt Happy Anniversary Wishes for Your colleague the waiter. Funny

Happy Anniversary, my fellow spatula-wielding sorcerer! Another year of dodging flying plates, navigating sticky situations (both literally and figuratively), and expertly balancing trays heavier than a small car – you've truly earned your celebratory crêpe. May your anniversary be filled with as much joy as a fully-booked Friday night, and as little stress as a table of quiet librarians. Here's to many more years of serving up smiles (and maybe a few extra fries on the side, wink wink!). Cheers to you!