Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your colleague the veterinarian. Funny

Dearest Dr. [Colleague's Name], Congratulations on your new arrival! I hear the tiny human has already mastered the art of the demanding cry – a skill any seasoned veterinarian would be proud of! Prepare for sleepless nights filled with more poop than you've ever seen in your career, and tiny, surprisingly sharp claws that can inflict more damage than a particularly feisty feline. May your days be filled with the joy of endless cuddles (and the occasional projectile vomit), and may your coffee remain strong enough to survive the next decade. Welcome to parenthood – it's wilder than a badger in a beehive!