Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your colleague. Funny

Dearest Colleague, So, you finally escaped the clutches of academia! Congratulations on your graduation! I always knew you had the brains (and the questionable fashion sense) to make it through. Seriously though, huge congrats! I’m picturing you now, tossing your cap in the air, possibly accidentally hitting a professor in the face (oops!). May your future be filled with less all-nighters and more celebratory champagne. Enjoy this well-deserved victory lap – you magnificent, slightly sleep-deprived, over-caffeinated graduate!

Hey [Colleague's name], Congratulations on finally convincing someone to hand you that degree! I always knew you were smart, but now the world knows it too. Get ready for the vast open plains of uncertainty! Just kidding (sort of). Seriously though, well done! Here's to a future filled with success (and maybe slightly less caffeine than your all-nighter fuelled degree-writing sessions).

Dearest Colleague, Congratulations on finally escaping the tyranny of student loans and questionable cafeteria food! The world awaits your brilliance with bated breath, and hopefully, a significantly better lunch break. We're all incredibly proud of your determination and can't wait to see what amazing, (and hopefully less sleep-deprived) things you accomplish next!