Heartfelt Wedding Wishes for Your colleague the teacher. Funny

Dearest [Colleague's Name], So, you've finally traded in grading papers for vows! Congratulations on your wedding! I knew those detention slips were just practice for managing a lifetime of marital shenanigans. May your life together be filled with more joy than correcting misspelled essays, and far fewer pop quizzes. Seriously though, all jokes aside, wishing you both a lifetime of happiness, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of mischief. Here's to a future filled with love, that's slightly less chaotic than a classroom of hyperactive kindergartners. Cheers to the happy couple!

Dearest [Colleague's Name], Congratulations on finding someone who can tolerate your endless supply of educational puns! We all know you're a master of the classroom, but I'm hoping you'll bring that same level of dedication and passion to your marriage. Wishing you both a lifetime of love, laughter, and maybe a few homework-free weekends!