Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your colleague the teacher. Funny

Dearest Colleague, So, you finally made it! Congratulations on your graduation! I knew those late-night study sessions fueled by copious amounts of caffeine would eventually pay off. Now, instead of grading papers, you'll be *creating* them – a truly terrifying prospect, I’m sure! Jokes aside, this is a massive achievement, and a well-deserved one. May your future classrooms be filled with enthusiastic (and well-behaved) students, and may your coffee supply remain perpetually full. A toast to your success – and the end of student loan payments (hopefully)! Seriously though, huge congrats!

Congratulations on graduating, Colleague! After years of molding young minds, you’ve finally escaped the fluorescent lights and endless stacks of grading papers. May your retirement be filled with blissful ignorance of fractions, grammar errors, and the dreaded “Back-to-School” supplies run. (But seriously, we're proud of you! 🎉)