Heartfelt Retirement Wishes for Your colleague the teacher. Funny

Dearest [Colleague's Name], So, you're finally hanging up your ruler and erasing the last of the detention slips! Congratulations on your retirement! We'll miss your legendary ability to keep a classroom of hyperactive squirrels (I mean, children) relatively quiet – mostly. Seriously though, after years of shaping young minds and probably surviving a few rogue paper airplanes, you deserve all the relaxation, travel, and questionable nap schedules retirement has to offer. Enjoy this well-earned break – you've earned the right to say "no homework" for the rest of your life! Best wishes for a happy and fun-filled retirement!

Dearest Colleague, Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! After years of inspiring young minds and battling playground chaos, you're finally free to reclaim your sanity (and maybe pursue a career in professional napping). We'll miss your witty banter in the staffroom and your endless patience with -- well, everything. But we wish you all the best in this next chapter filled with sunshine, relaxation, and maybe just a sprinkle of glitter glue-free adventures. Cheers to you!