Heartfelt University Graduation Wishes for Your colleague the taxi driver. Funny

Hey [Colleague's Name], Congratulations on graduating! From hitting the books to hitting the road, you've officially conquered academia. I always knew you had the drive to succeed, even if it mostly involved driving other people around. Seriously though, that's a huge accomplishment, and now you can finally add "University Graduate" to your impressive list of qualifications alongside "Expert in Navigating Rush Hour Traffic" and "Master of the Perfectly-Timed U-Turn." So raise a glass (or a fare meter) to your success! Here's to many miles of happiness and prosperity – preferably in the fast lane!

Congratulations on your graduation, [Colleague's Name]! I knew you had it in you to navigate your way to the finish line. Now, take a break from navigating campus, because the real world is about to throw you some loops! Best of luck on your next adventure – may your fares be generous and your routes always clear!